English Jokes

Wife: Look at that man who has

drunk a lot..

Husband: Who is he?

Wife: 10 year ago, he was my boy

friend and i denied him for

marriage. .

.

.

.

.

. .

Husband: Oh my god, he is still

celebrating :P :P :P

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TOM: SANTA ur son died!

Hearing dis SARDAR

jumped 4m 50th floor

@ 35th floor he realize: i have no son!

@ 20th floor he realize: i'm unmarried!

&

@ 3rd floor: Shit! I'm BANTA!!

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Santa: What Is The
Similarity Between Girl
Friend And Mobile?
Banta: Both Are
Disconnected When
There Is NO Money

     
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