child: (darte hue) mummy,, aaj mein jab susu karne bathroom gya,
to uski light apne aap on ho gyi....shayad koi bhoot hai vahan...
(mummy ne jabardast thapper mara )
mummy: abe bewkuf aaj fir tune frige me susu kar diya..
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golu to wife: mera yaar aya hai chai to bna do
wife: na mai nahi bna rahi
golu: bna de na
jb tera yaar aaega to mai bhi bna dunga...