HIndi Jokes

child: (darte hue) mummy,, aaj mein jab susu karne  bathroom gya,
 to uski light apne aap on ho gyi....shayad koi bhoot hai vahan...

(mummy ne jabardast thapper mara )

mummy: abe bewkuf aaj fir tune frige me susu kar diya..


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golu to wife: mera yaar aya hai chai to bna do 
wife: na mai nahi bna rahi
golu: bna de na 
jb tera yaar aaega to mai bhi bna dunga...